decibels & debacles

Jul 2

this is why my friends are mostly dudes, and even the word "friend" is questionable there

me: OKAY i am done with work
Michael: OK!
me: just gotta clean up/shut down are you ready to BRO DOWN and WUT UP
Michael: ok so Q to 7th ave, meet me at the liquor store right outside the train station
me: YAH! more like LICK HER STORE M I RYTE
me: (hello?)

“I don’t even work in music. What’s up?” - Josh Heller <3 (good record choices btwz).

I got jealous cuz this dude in my office kept getting packages in the mail. So I bought some records. In addition I’m listening to this new Wale mixtape.

I don’t even work in music.

Jul 1

Update: it doesn't work on everyone

me: r u going away this weekend
Michael: yeah i'm going down to Jersey
me: oOOooo BROing DOWN
Michael: are you drunk?
me: sigh

new summer theme: b-ing d and w-ing u.

mitch: bad news: i am not done til class is over at 7:35pm
mitch: good news: i will be at nyu
me: YAY
me: lets HANG
me: BRO DOWN
me: WUT UP
me: broing down and wuting up is the new theme for this summer
me: btw
mitch: LOL

Anonymous friend, hard at work.

Text reads: Hang on, don’t type anything for a second, okay? I’m trying to make a box of happy faces.

(Names have been blacked out to preserve employment).

Best Menu Ever

Currently contemplating ordering an omelet from Big Daddy’s Restaurant. Most of their menu sounds like someone got super stoned and then wrote down their appetite.

Cookie Crisp Fried Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough? Chocolate Chip Oreo Pancakes?

How have I never heard of this place until now?

SF Amoeba!! Miss u.

artistspaid:

j-p-g:

Pure Minimalism (via Thomas Hawk)

lol, for obvious reasoning.

rossdrummond:

(via flickflickflicker)

Jun 30

No Hope Kids - Wavves

Like it.

mystery solved; verdict is lame

me: i just got another weird text. from the letter U "new txt from U" "u were toooooo drunk last night! let's do that again you crazy rhino!"
Dan: haha, that one was from me. i was just reading your tumblr (haven't in a while). so i thought i'd give that vtext thing a try. i dont know how/why i came up with that
me: lol are you serious?
Dan: yes
me: so i'm going to blow right past the most obvious question of "why would you do that?" and go right to "why did it come from the letter U?"
Dan: i dont know cause that was the first letter of the text and i didn't put anything in for the from field
me: U are so weird??