Can't Fake It.

decibels, debacles, and blah blah's.

May 21
Obligatory hangin in SF pic

Obligatory hangin in SF pic


May 18
California

California


Mrs. Champagne

Mrs. Champagne


May 17
Vacation! @nikkibinnyc @jakeoliver

Vacation! @nikkibinnyc @jakeoliver


May 15
Pieces of metal I have found in two different sandwiches from two different places over the last couple of months. It has been nice knowing you, clearly there is some vendetta against me.

Pieces of metal I have found in two different sandwiches from two different places over the last couple of months. It has been nice knowing you, clearly there is some vendetta against me.


May 14
THIS GUY @thedavidcho #thisguy

THIS GUY @thedavidcho #thisguy


I’ve waited my whole career for someone to ask me about mainstream alternative rock one hit wonders* from the 90’s, and that moment finally arrived at around 4:25pm this afternoon when I recited the chorus and recalled the release date of this Sponge single to someone who happened to be discussing the subject near my desk. 

(*technically Sponge was a two-hit wonder (Wax Ecstatic)). 


May 10
First time eating a veggie corn dog and I ate it into the shape of a car.

First time eating a veggie corn dog and I ate it into the shape of a car.


May 6
@joshuaheller sent me this magazine from 1995. “I got this magazine at the same place that sold me a Dookie t-shirt. It was this magazine that taught me that “tres” meant “very” en francais.” God bless.

@joshuaheller sent me this magazine from 1995. “I got this magazine at the same place that sold me a Dookie t-shirt. It was this magazine that taught me that “tres” meant “very” en francais.” God bless.


Apr 29

in response to: me describing things i could try to make for dinner

  • Jake: that is disgusting
  • Jake: omg wtf are you talking about

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