Can't Fake It.
decibels, debacles, and blah blah's.
Pieces of metal I have found in two different sandwiches from two different places over the last couple of months. It has been nice knowing you, clearly there is some vendetta against me.
I’ve waited my whole career for someone to ask me about mainstream alternative rock one hit wonders* from the 90’s, and that moment finally arrived at around 4:25pm this afternoon when I recited the chorus and recalled the release date of this Sponge single to someone who happened to be discussing the subject near my desk.
(*technically Sponge was a two-hit wonder (Wax Ecstatic)).
@joshuaheller sent me this magazine from 1995. “I got this magazine at the same place that sold me a Dookie t-shirt. It was this magazine that taught me that “tres” meant “very” en francais.” God bless.
in response to: me describing things i could try to make for dinner
- Jake: that is disgusting
- Jake: omg wtf are you talking about





