December 2009
32 posts
“Adrian Grenier, clad in a lumberjack hat and Velvet Underground T-shirt, played...”
– NY Mag
This sentence just gets more and more embarassing as it rolls on.
(via hotdoorknobs)
50 Years of Stupid Grammar Advice →
I agree, but I still won’t talk to you if you fuck up there/their/they’re.
mattlehrer:
The Elements of Style does not deserve the enormous esteem in which it is held by American college graduates. Its advice ranges from limp platitudes to inconsistent nonsense. Its enormous influence has not improved American students’ grasp of English grammar; it has significantly degraded it.
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David: do you think simone will ever come to new york
does your sister know how many pictures of her daughter you've put on the internet?
re: my 4 year-old niece, Simone.
eric: howz the fam?
me: HIIIIIIIIIIII
gooooooddddd
eric: cool
me: been hanging out w simone like all the time
how are you
eric: i'm soo jealous
me: isn't she so photogenic
will also post pics of you
eric: very
me: when we hang
eric: she has the cheekbones and clavicle of a model
me: LOL
First World Realization
Now that I am home for the extended holidays, I’m super excited to hang with some of my best pals ever named Kat & Nick (package deal). However, I just realized that it will be so much harder* to copy/paste funny things Nick says when we are hanging out IRL. Apologies if my blog content suffers over the next few weeks.
*see: impossible.
“Pavla seriously, are you ever going to grow up?”
– My dad, commenting on how I fake died after he fake shot me with an electric drill. Being home is so fun.
It's True
Nicky: whoops just read like six pages of your blog
Nicky: it’s superfun bc I wrote like half of it
Sometimes I am actually funny on the internet
John DC: hahahaahahahaha
John DC: hahahaah
pavla, you're KILLIN it today
and i usually pretty much think you're an idiot
me: LOL
Nick P vs. The End Of...
me: omg the lifter puller book sold out :(
Nicky: whaeva
the bitch that wrote that book was rude to my mom
me: whattt
are you sers?
Nicky: yup
hate her
Nicky: she fucked my favorite rapper and wrote a book about my favorite rock band
so thanks for that jess
me: LOL
who is your favorite rapper
Nicky: slug/atmosphere
me: oh man
what a bitch
Appreciation
me: am i making that up
JDC: yes
me: oh
me: okay
me: good imagination tho
JDC: totally
JDC: i appreciate your bullshit
Lord Likely's Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active... →
MUSTACHES!!!!!!!1onewon
pterodactyls:
Yep just wasted a good four minutes with this. I like ‘the damned frenchman,’ personally.
“Hey - I got nothing against what I know about The Gaslight Anthem, Pitchfork -...”
– Ted Leo makes a pretty good point about this. (via perpetua)
I love Teddy. His frankness, his sincerity, his music, just like sign me up, you know?
Punk Christmas/Advent Calendar →
A punk song a day until the big day. This is KEWT and awesome.