January 2010
30 posts
putchyo number on this paypa cuz i would love to...
me: thats the anthem getchyo damn hands up
my new joke here
is to like the whitest hip hop possible
because we share a floor w asylum
and i think the end goal is to get beat up
JohnDC: Dear HR Dept
update: the ipad really did come out while i was...
JohnDC: think of all the things you can do on an iphone. then make them true-sized. and/or think of a more condensed version of a laptop.
full movies/tv/gaming/book reader/email/photos/itunes
me: can you call someone from the ipad
JohnDC: you can call them carazy
me: too lazy to read this gizmodo article cuz im a girl
me: also i didnt know ipad was the actual name of it
i thought you were just doing a boston accent
My friends are all nerds aka lemme know what the...
me: okay lunchtime
JohnDC: dude
lunch?
it's iPAD time
a revolution is going down at the yerba buena center, and you're going out for chicken salad?
JDC guest blogs on my blog today because he is...
JohnDC: they're prrrrobably looking for a more trad writer/editor type
me: whats trad
abbrev for totally rad?
JohnDC: traditional you fuckface
me: lol
i honestly read that as trad
as in, rhymes with: mad
aka what you are right now
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can't wait to find out what mean/hilarious thing he says next! Stay tuned!
JohnDC: if i loved you, i'd buy you this http://sternlab.org/2010/01/asciiheart/
me: lol
the fact that you don't love me really sucks for both of us right now
JohnDC: why
me: cuz i don't get that necklace
and you don't get your first girlfriend ever
JohnDC: hahahaha
so many c's in your mouth
can't understand what yr sayin
me: lol i was wondering what your response would be to that
Love2Say things Nick Pal says
Jake: why do you buy broken shoes
me: eww
i dont do it on purpose
why aren't you a cobbler?
Jake: oh really?
Jake: why aren't i a cobbler?
ok let me try to fix them
i can duct tape them
me: ew
me: i'm not that kind of punk
Shiba Inu Puppy Cam is BACK! And with NEW PUPS!! →
Move over football, America has a new favorite pastime again.
(um, or is that baseball? dunno anything about sports/being American).
Nick Tells Me What's Up with Settlers of Catan
Nicky: ok
I'm at my wit's end
me: whats up!!
Nicky: I can't say this without insulting several people I know and like
me: lol
am i one of them?
Nicky: but how come every fucking hipster in the world decided settlers of catan was like the coolest game in the world
all in like 2 months
me: lol
Nicky: on new years day I saw a guy with a david bowie haircut coming out of gamescape on dividadero with it
Nicky: stephanie* is tweeting about it
me: on the box it says "will provide hundreds of hours of entertainment"
Nicky: sandra* and connor* play it
Nicky: I love board games
but
I just think it's embarassing that we are such sheep
me: yah
Nicky: ok so my current plan is to start a blog called lookatthisfuckinghipsterplayingsettlersofcatan
me: LOL
Nicky: but I'm having trouble finding pics
I have found lots of blogs
with people talking about art openings and drinking pabst while playing settlers of catan
but people don't seem to photograph it
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*names changed to protect the integrity of game players.
Breakfast at Nancy's
Nancy: yah - i think i am tired cuz of what i ate
i had a bagel and three twizzlers
im sick
right?
30 Seconds to Balls
So I was pretty late in the game when it came to discovering that Jared Leto had a vanity music project, I mean band, called 30 Seconds to Mars. A couple years after the first album came out, I stumbled upon a 30STM music video and experienced an entire bingo card of reactions that went something like this: “NO wayyy…you have GOT to be kidd….yah RIGHT….omg shut...
OH HELLO.
Press Release:
AMERICAN IDIOT MOVES TO BROADWAY AFTER A RECORD-BREAKING WORLD PREMIERE AT BERKELEY REPERTORY THEATRE
MUSIC BY MULTI GRAMMY® AWARD-WINNING BAND GREEN DAY
LYRICS BY GREEN DAY’S BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG
BOOK BY BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG & MICHAEL MAYER
DIRECTED BY TONY AWARD WINNER MICHAEL MAYER
PREVIEW PERFORMANCES BEGIN MARCH 24, 2010
OPENING NIGHT IS APRIL 20, 2010 AT...
Love Sincerity & David Cho
me: also
the signals
there is another band
called signals
no the
david: really?
that's weird
is that legal?
me: yah, the mae shi broke up
and made signals
probs not
the green day
i'll be in that band
david: wait
what
the maeshi broke up?
why?
weird
david: that's weird that that sentence came out
of my mouth
me: LOL
david: and i was being sincere
WatchMichael Cera gets a Jersey Shore Blow Out.
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